Semi-Nude Car Washing

He tried to put me under his paralysis spell but I broke free and chased him back underneath the bed. I searched through all the junk under the bed trying to find him but he was nowhere in site. I attempted to go back to sleep again but he started to creep out from under the bed again. I lunged at him but he escaped. I realized I would never be able to catch him and just as I made the realization I heard a familiar sound outside the door to my bedroom. I got up and opened the door. It was my dog Schmedly. He is a huge white sheep dog and I had him crawl into bed with me and he slept next to me protecting me from the edge of the bed. While I was trying to get back to sleep I began to get sad for my Schmedly because I hadn't payed much attention to him and he must be really lonely. I started to wonder what he did all day and night while I wasn't even noticing his presences in the house (I don't really have a dog at the house so that fact was melding into the dream but I think it meant something more). As I am pondering this and thinking that Schmedly must be occupying his time in the extra room I have in the house, I hear the sound of someone vomiting in my bathroom. I get up and walk to the bathroom to see who it is. When I open the door I see my sister bent over the toilet and some guy behind her having sex with her or at least finishing up having sex with her. He seems to be of indios or Indian decent. So the most logical thing I can think of to do to stop this horrible scene is to start kissing the guy. The guy doesn't resist and magically my sister is cured and is now wearing cloths somehow. She yells at me, "That's gross. Stop it!" I realize I need to protect my sister from this boy and so I rush him into my bedroom and into a corner. (in real life I had just put up new curtains that day that block all the light from coming into my room) It was extremely dark in my room thanks to the new curtains and so she couldn't see us. The dream breaks and the guy, my sister and my cousin (Angie) are all in the living-room mixing themselves some drinks. The head out onto the front porch and start drinking. Some time passes and a whole bunch of cops start pulling up to the house. I think to myself, "Oh shit, they are not old enough to be drinking." The cops start to arrest the three so I go out to the cops to see what I can do to help my sister and her friends. While I am out there we are all introduced to the new "High Supreme Bishop Sheriff" (seriously, that was his title). We are all told to address him by his title and no body can remember what it is but I merely address him as "Sergeant." My sister and the gang are escorted off in handcuffs and the lead investigator comes up to me and says he wants to take a look inside the house. I oblige and as soon as we get into the house I wake up. Things I realize when I wake up are that; a) my sister is old enough to drink and so is my cousin, b) Schmedly has been dead for 8 years, and c) I am sweating like there is no tomorrow. When I get back to sleep I have another dream about being in an intergalactic army that is focused on food for some reason. It is really crazy. The only way to gain mastery of the skills needed to advance is to eat the "master's" spaghetti but I'm the only one that realizes that. Also, there is a scene in the dream where someone is frying some food up and there is this one girl that is using her hands to fetch the fried food. It was really weird. Like I said, lucid dreams!